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Poems i made
WHO AM I???

I want to look like a man but i realize as a biological female that will never be possible but i can still try. click here to learn about the men i cross dress as

my pronouns are poo/pee. here are things wrong with us: DID, tourettes, depression, anxiety, social anxiety, BPD, ADHD, OCD, ABCD, autism, body dysmorphia, pubic hair, schizophrenia, transgender. oh and aids...

our alters are: ashley (this one is me typing right now) (she/her, age 16, underage) xXDerrickDaBeastXx (he/him, age 16) Taz (gay, homosexual, twink, age 24 unless his aids catches up to him) Barry (he/him, sexually opened, age 40-58) Linda (she/her, sexually very opened stretched wide built for bbc, age 37-49)

LEGAL NOTICE: if you masturbate to one of us you must depict all alters as 18+ or 14+ in Mexico

AVISO LEGAL: si te masturbas con uno de nosotros debes representar todos los alters como 18+ o 14+ en Mexico



Technology

CLICK PLAY ON THIS AND DONT PAUSE IT OR ELSE




I AM NO LONGER UNDERAGE!!!!! SORRY
GOT VAXXED? U GONNA GET AXXED. TURN BAXX NOW
Onion link to use on tor browser: ashley6njwcozxrs6hknlwr73dwmgmnbb4cz6ckdljuwoek7q27equqd.onion
I highly recommend using the onion over the clearnet website. Get in the habit of using the onion versions of websites.

I didn't bother to make my website responsive for mobile users because phones are gay. Imagine carrying around a radiation government tracker with you everywhere you go. People actually do that. What losers.

Can someone please help me to get autoplaying audio to work without Javascript? Why do browsers not support it anymore?
How to Make an Analog Phone Work with VoIP
February 11, 2024
9th Grader reviews Little Caesars Cheese Sticks
However the hell you spell January (did I do it right?) 22, 2023
Ashley's Tosh.Hoe Awards Show
December 31, 2023
80s Camcorder shows my room and my day (at-home dumpster diving)
November 23, 2023
Loved to Death: The Chester Story
October 31, 2023
Repairing my VCR
October 8, 2023
Interview with a Vampire
September 24, 2023
Barry and Linda (S1 E3) | Barry Becomes a FAGIT
September 18, 2023
Women React to Ashley Jones
August 8, 2023
Ruining people's lives and sandwiches
July 11, 2023
The Attack on Comedy
July 1, 2023
Derrick's Birthday
June 3, 2023
Randomness on my 80's Camcorder
May 20, 2023
I got an OnlyFans
April 28, 2023
Spooky Searchers: Ghost Hunting Esther
April 18, 2023
Meditation gone wrong
April 5, 2023
My 1984 CRT TV (RCA Colortrak 2000)
March 9, 2023
Jack Off Instructional/Gay Conversion Video (works!)
March 9, 2023
The Boomer to Zoomer Technology Pipeline
February 28, 2023
Barry and Linda (S1 E2) | The Bull
February 8, 2023
Valentine's Day Special: Speed Dating
February 14, 2023
What I Bought From: The Dollar Tree (#1)
February 8, 2023
Antiques Guy vs Ashley
January 15, 2023
How to Make an at home CO2 Soda Machine
January 7, 2023
TikTok Tranny | FULL MOVIE FREE
December 3, 2022
1 hour of answering your questions.
November 13, 2022
Art with Chester: How to Draw
November 5, 2022
Halloween Special: Gay Road Rage
October 31, 2022
Derrick Goes to Court
October 22, 2022
PLEASE DONT CANCEL PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY FOR BEING TOO WHITE
October 11, 2022
Ambatukam Drops Kids Off At School. Black Bus Driver Tragically Crashes (SAD)
October 11, 2022
Covid vaccine gives SHART ATTACKS???!! Fact Checkers Anal-yze (SADS EXPLAINED)
September 29, 2022
Online School Shooting
September 23, 2022

It's been 7 years since I've been underage

GET STRETCHED.