our alters are: ashley (this one is me typing right now) (she/her, age 16, underage)
xXDerrickDaBeastXx (he/him, age 16) Taz (gay, homosexual, twink, age 24 unless his aids catches up to him) Barry (he/him, sexually opened, age 40-58) Linda (she/her, sexually very opened stretched wide built for bbc, age 37-49)LEGAL NOTICE: if you masturbate to one of us you must depict all alters as 18+ or 14+ in Mexico
AVISO LEGAL: si te masturbas con uno de nosotros debes representar todos los alters como 18+ o 14+ en Mexico
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() HERE IS SOME AWESOME FAN ART FROM MY FANS. THANKS EVERYONE I APPRECIATE YOU
I have this weird addiction for editing my pictures so I look like an ugly female to male tranny. I call this alerego "Ashton". Before I came back, I posted an Ashton picture to my board and everyone freaked out thinking I actually took the testosterone filled tranny pill. Anyways, I recently made a new Ashton picture and someone made this.
The only thing this burger is missing is ethically sourced cum. Cum that you milk yourself. From yourself, from your dog, from a friend or family member. The only way you can ensure cum is ethically sourced is if you get the cum out yourself and make sure you take a survey before and after the supplier's orgasm to determine if your sourcing was ethical and enjoyable. This classic image was posted to my board on https://tubgurl.com And the more accurate version If my neck was this long I would inspect a nearby elephant's insides by putting my entire neck into its butthole, traveling into its intestines. This here is an image I've been highly entertained by. What is this from? Why do I have lungs as a trait? Here I am with my lesbian lover, Rose. What I wouldn't give to hammer my nail into her. Aka a strap on. If she wanted. If not, it's okay. god i wish that was me ^ god i wish that was me ^ I DONT EAT CHEESE ANYMORE SO WHOEVER WANTS IT CAN USE THE 75 CENTS OFF THEIR NEXT FARMRICH FARMS CHEESE STICK PURCHASE (or any participating Farm Rich product). Thank you for the thought and the artist who created the image. Why dont I eat cheese anymore? Becuase this is what happens when I eat too many cheese sticks. It's weird how attractive people look when they're not heavily overweight. Yes, I'm calling myself attractive. *retard gurgling sounds* i like that its a pug and that it says my name *gurgling ensues* i also like the text EEHhhhu ![]() Chester always seemed like such a nice camp counselor/boy scout leader. I'll never forget all the presents he gave me, but my rectum will never forgive. Ouchie Uncle Chester was sent a very nice letter while he's in prison! Did you know Chester teaches (well, taught) art lessons on public access TV? I'll be eating that entire stick of butter that's on the table. One of the coolest things I've seen in my entire life. I've never considered what I may look like as a Garfield character, but there you go. I have a lot of Garfield books and I regularly watch Garfield and Friends, the Garfield cartoon from the 80's and 90's. I recently, very unexpectedly, developed a crush on one of the characters from U.S. Acres, the farm cartoon and comic that features alongside Garfield. I started taking a liking to Roy, the rooster. ![]() His character is cocky, which fits because he is technically a cock (male rooster). Though I develop crushes on male cartoon characters, I don't in any way want to be with them in a sexual context. It's more of an adoration, or a "butterflies in my stomach" sensation. I never seek out any porn of the characters I have a crush on, as animals are gross where sexuality is concerned. I don't think I'd enjoy any porn of the human male cartoon characters I have a crush on, either. It's basically an adoration, not sexual, just a crush. It's hard to explain, because I feel like most people are very sexually driven if they have any form of adoration. ![]() This one picture has given me many minutes of enjoyment. I stare at it once every few days and just enjoy the scenario of Derrick trying to pawn a guitar, only to get turned down by some angry bald fuck working at a reality TV show pawn store. If I were Derrick I would take that guitar and hit the dude with it. But knowing Derrick, he'd probably just huff "fine", take the guitar, leave and walk to the closest Taco Bell and get something off of the $2 or less menu. ![]() While this is a funny image and the artist did a great job at making my ftm alter-ego look like the other people in the image, I want to clarify that I do not have Schizophrenia, and I'm not sure where that idea came from. I suspect it may be because I discuss the nature of reality, which is a topic many people automatically (and wrongly) associate with schizophrenia. I can't confirm if that's the artists intentions, this is only speculation. Either way, here's the backstory about this image. I took a picture of my horse dildo and posted it to my board, and I said I bought my horse dildo refurbished, which meant it was a steal at only 0.18 XMR. True story. I would say that this image is mostly accurate, as most people do not know about my refurbished horse dildo, and I am definitely one to stay out of the crowd, for both social and survival purposes. Wait, actually, if you're trying to survive in something like a public shooting, always stay in the middle of the crowd. Sorry, as bad as this sounds, if you're in a life or death situtaion you should use other people as your shield. If you're in the middle of a crowd during a shooting, you're less likely to get hit. Now, I understand that isn't the most ethical thing to do for those around you, but I'm just saying from a pure survival tactic, this would be your best chance at survival. ![]() Yes, they are all natural. This is what they looked like before I became trans and got my top surgery. ![]() Just me thinking about all the poor animals that died for those hotdogs god i wish that was me ^ ![]() Me when I suffered with anorexia for 1 day. I ate nothing but air, and even when I breathed I felt so disgusted that the air made my stomach larger that I puked up the air. The stuff us girls go through to be thin ![]() A nice man playing my video on his TV. ![]() I posted fanart of myself where I looked ugly. Here's that fanart I made of myself ![]() ![]() ![]() Derrick squirted mad loads on himself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() got compromised... ![]() ![]() I made that fanart pic of derrick ![]() FAQ: WHY ISNT MY FAN ART ON THIS PAGE? HOW COME MY FAN ART ISNT ON THIS PAGE? WHY WOULD MY FAN ART NOT BE ON THIS PAGE? HOW DO I GIVE YOU MY FAN ART? Did you fuck Sam Hyde? |