our alters are: ashley (this one is me typing right now) (she/her, age 16, underage)xXDerrickDaBeastXx (he/him, age 16) Taz (gay, homosexual, twink, age 24 unless his aids catches up to him) Barry (he/him, sexually opened, age 40-58) Linda (she/her, sexually very opened stretched wide built for bbc, age 37-49)
LEGAL NOTICE: if you masturbate to one of us you must depict all alters as 18+ or 14+ in Mexico
AVISO LEGAL: si te masturbas con uno de nosotros debes representar todos los alters como 18+ o 14+ en Mexico
Sup fucker. Names Ashley. Ashley Jones. I'm idenify as a trans-masculine presenting lesbian and even if you disagree with my takes (which are all researched so if you disagree with me then you're the wrong one) please continue to respect my 'nouns.
I CREATE VIDEOS THAT ARE FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. I WILL NEVER ABIDE BY A SCHEDULE SO DONT EXPECT A VIDEO EVERY WEEK, DAY, OR YEAR. IN FACT, I WILL NEVER CREATE A NEW VIDEO AGAIN IF SOME OF YOU PAYPIGS DONT STEP UP YOUR GAME AND DONATE PAPA MURPHEY/LITTLE CAESAR/ PANDA EXPRESS GIFT CARDS TO ME.
I AM NOT DANGEROUS. I'm a formerly famous underage 4chan queen of the board /pw/, or as us pussywarriors call it, pdub. 4chan is nowhere near as bad as people say, it's a safe site because they wont even let you post with a vpn OR tor. It doesn't glow at all. I love posting with my HOME IP ADDRESS about my sexual fetishes (which is watching older men eat (food not pussy)) and off color political opinions. 4chan is one of the most secure and anonymous sites you could use. Even the FBI uses it, it's THAT good. God I wish I was underage again.
I've never done drugs, never drank or smoked. I dislike anything that alters your state of mind and will never try it. I'm also very mentally stable, even though you may think I'm mentally unwell, you are too uptight and don't realize that things are jokes or tongue in cheek. Maybe you're the mentally ill one if you can't take a joke and over anal-yze everything. What? A girl can't goof off anymore? Relax, you retard. Even though we may find different things funny or entertaining, it does not mean I'm mentally ill. I'm much more aware of health and the nature of reality than you, I can almost guarentee that. When was the last time you injested corn syrup, resulting in your brain being foggier, lower sperm count, higher chance in dementia, and cancer? Probably today. Stupid. This is why you're stupid. I laughed when I wrote that. People love to deem me crazy because of what I say on certain issues, yet, they have not researched AT ALL the issues I'm talking about. How can you blatantly call me crazy when you yourself haven't looked into said issue? You are ignorant. You let other people tell you what to think, and so you have a preconceived notion on a topic, and if I say anything that opposes that notion, I am suddenly crazy. You people think like little sheep. Go back to watching your stupid anime show or playing video games, you know so much more than me by doing that all day, right?
My anus is only half an inch, I measured. If you include the entire anal region (the brown area) it's 3 quarters of an inch. Basically what I'm saying here is that I have a tiny anus. I also don't shave my pubes because the hair is super thick and deep rooted into my skin, so anytime I try to shave it, it gets pretty bloody and irritated until the hair has grown out past the skin. I also have hairy nipples that I have to pluck.
I have bunions and hairy feet and my anus also gets hairy. I actually do occasionally shave my anal hairs because when they get too long it can become irritating on the skin. Luckily I don't have irritation when the hair grown back on my anal region.
Aside from my grooming habits, I also have an interest in learning about the nature of reality. All I can say is this: Do not go to the light. They will try to convince you to reincarnate. How are you supposed to learn anything when they wipe your memory? The biggest con in human histroy. We were made in THEIR image, which is why we have an actual reptilian brain. Mainstream science even backs this up. Check out my manny (manifesto).
Aside from being a professional wrestler, I also am a LGBTQIA+ 2017 yoyo champion in Damoine, Iowa. If you're keeping track, that means I have all of the following things about me:
1. Have a fetish for older hairy men eating food
2. Is a former famous underage 4chan queen for the site's most visited board, /pw/
3. Has very thick and deep rooted pubic hair and is unable to shave
4. Has a half inch anus, and has a 3 quarters of an inch anus when measuring the enitre anal region, aka, the brown part
5. Has bunions and hairy feet
6. Intersted in learning the nature of reality that the reppies work to hide and skew
7. Is a professional wrestler
8. Won the LGBTQIA+ 2017 yoyo championship in Damoine, Iowa
There's also a rumor going around about me that I'm Mexican. No idea where that came from. I'm actually South Eastern Ecuadorian.