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Poems i made

I want to look like a man but i realize as a biological female that will never be possible but i can still try. click here to learn about the men i cross dress as

my pronouns are poo/pee. here are things wrong with us: DID, tourettes, depression, anxiety, social anxiety, BPD, ADHD, OCD, ABCD, autism, body dysmorphia, pubic hair, schizophrenia, transgender. oh and aids...

our alters are: ashley (this one is me typing right now) (she/her, age 16, underage) xXDerrickDaBeastXx (he/him, age 16) Taz (gay, homosexual, twink, age 24 unless his aids catches up to him) Barry (he/him, sexually opened, age 40-58) Linda (she/her, sexually very opened stretched wide built for bbc, age 37-49)

LEGAL NOTICE: if you masturbate to one of us you must depict all alters as 18+ or 14+ in Mexico

AVISO LEGAL: si te masturbas con uno de nosotros debes representar todos los alters como 18+ o 14+ en Mexico



I;m born in 1958 that means im from .. . the best generation ever . the baby boomers .

I have a wife i hate her name is linda .. .... . what i like is woman with big tits small ass and they are skinny blonde and like to fuck me all the time i like woman young ones jail bait mature ones pamila andersone with her big tits just hope her silicone tit wont pop when i have them in my mouth .. .

wish they had this remote in real life . could mute the wife with it .

i am a contractor i make $200k a year i bought my house in 1968 at 21 and yet i dont know how to use periods correctly or what a comma is or how to spell anything and i dont how to change my email address in any of my accounts online young people are lazy and stupid and i send emails with just subject line because i think emails are like texting where you input your entire text message into just the subject line of the email and no text into the actual message of the email.. . i love having a big house and project cars

football go team

even though im rich and bought everything you will never have at only age 21 . i will still complain about being on a fixed income (aka pension) which means i make money while sitting at home watching FOX news . of course young people will never have a pension and just work the rest of their lives because its more and more difficult to have job security . anyways i make a lot of money and have a pension but i still want everything for free and i want all the deals and i dont want to pay a lot for a service i just want free

beer !!! !!!!!! ! im not a alcoholic i just hate hearing my wife ! !

beat ur kids little shits dont lisen .. when i was a kid my daddy wipped me good sissy dont cry crying is for gays and women .. my kid is a dud why is my 6 year old crying when i hit him .

i also have a good drinking buddy we drink and go out to a deserted field and stay in the same tent for a week while we "'hunt for deers '' boys only trip thats us rubbing our tools together


i love space we went to the moon because i saw it on tv when i was a kid i love nasa

nothing you say will convence me that we didn;t go to the moon because how can they fake that when i saw it on tv ..

the radio tells me to support israel

love to boat .... .

we ate lead paint chips