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I want to look like a man but i realize as a biological female that will never be possible but i can still try. click here to learn about the men i cross dress as

my pronouns are poo/pee. here are things wrong with us: DID, tourettes, depression, anxiety, social anxiety, BPD, ADHD, OCD, ABCD, autism, body dysmorphia, pubic hair, schizophrenia, transgender. oh and aids...

our alters are: ashley (this one is me typing right now) (she/her, age 16, underage) xXDerrickDaBeastXx (he/him, age 16) Taz (gay, homosexual, twink, age 24 unless his aids catches up to him) Barry (he/him, sexually opened, age 40-58) Linda (she/her, sexually very opened stretched wide built for bbc, age 37-49)

LEGAL NOTICE: if you masturbate to one of us you must depict all alters as 18+ or 14+ in Mexico

AVISO LEGAL: si te masturbas con uno de nosotros debes representar todos los alters como 18+ o 14+ en Mexico


I just sharted in my Sunday best -- and here's why that's a good thing

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What is a shart?
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Where did the word shart originate?

The age old question of "who made the word shart" and "urban dictionart shart" is one that ponders us all. The term "shart" was first said by William Shartner in Star Trek: A New Journey Awaits (1967). When talking to General Shockton, Shartner quickly hunches over with his hand over his stomach, whimpering out, "Oh my lord, General... Watch where you step, for the sake of this entire ship. I appear to have just sharted and it's dripped down my pant leg. I shit in pant -- no, no, no, no... I shart in pant. I apologize, General."

What day is Sunday?

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