If you wanna be nice and feed me you can donate gift cards to me.
I accept gift cards for the following:
Papa Murphy
Little Caesar
Panda Express
Buy the gift card online and put my email ashleyjones@dnmx.org as the recepiant.
General emails are also welcome, but I will not be chatting with anyone.
EMAIL: ashleyjones@dnmx.org
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Buy a processing fee. $6.just kidding
EBOOKS
FORSKIN RESTORATION EBOOK MSRP $42,293.01
comes with custom drawing
Are you like most westerm men and are circumcised? That's awful and I'm sorry that your parents thought it was okay to mutilate your genitles when you were a newborn. However, did you know that many men have successfully restored their foreskin? They can get it to function just as a regular man's intact foreskin. In my ebook, Badass Foreskin Restoration, I write all the juicy details on how to go from cut to foreskin. A unqiue custom drawing comes with each LEGITIMATE purchase of the book.
How do you buy this e-book? Well, you can't. It's actually free. All you gotta do is send me an email to: ashleyjones@dnmx.org and tell me why you want the ebook. I might reply back to you with a copy of the book. It's kind of a luck thing. But the book is actually done, not joking. Take your chances.
By the way, this book isn't actual medical advice. It's just a theoritical book on if someone were to stretch out their foreskin, how one could go about it. But I don't want you to actually try this, so don't do anything mentioned in the book. It's just a fanfiction I wrote.
Buy the manifesto, which is the html version of the manifesto
A BOOK FOR THE LADIES
Boss bitch, you need to be put in your place. Us cunts get too busy slaying that we lose who we truly are.
you can preorder this book now. not sure when it'll release. MSPR $1,353,528,342.15
PHYSICAL ITEMS
I was originally going to offer items in which I could order from Aliexpress.com and drop ship to you. However, I realized that if you gave me $30 for a custom picture fleece blanket, I would have to spend $15 of that ordering the blanket for you. You were willing to give me $30, but I threw $15 of it away. That's retarded. I decided to not offer physical items because of this.
The cum jar:
Anytime you masturbate to me and reach climax (ejaculation) you expected to donate to the cum jar a minimum of $5. Cummers' names will be read when the jar is full. Whoever cums the most in the jar will win a prize and get a free eye exam preformed by me. It's the least you can do. I gave you an orgasm. You can't give the cum jar its $5? Those of you who have ejaculated to me prior to finding the cum jar should attempt to tally up the number of cums you've enjoyed while looking at or thinking about me, or listening to me if you're a member of my blind community, and donate the appropriate amount to the cum jar.
I AM NOT DANGEROUS
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